You must have seen all the hilarity going around. The first one I saw was “Sh*t Crunchy Mamas Say – Part Two.” I could so relate and just loved it! Then I read a post by Allergy-Free Vintage Cookery called “Sh*t Allergy Moms Say.” Again, loved it! So, now it’s time for………
Sh*t Eczema Moms Say
No, it’s not contagious.
What are your triggers?
Can I read the ingredient label?
Does it contain alcohol?
Will it burn/sting?
Two words – elimination diet.
How can I stop the itching?
How can I prevent him from scratching?
Yes, it’s time for your cream again.
Isn’t he supposed to grow out of this?
Did you take the blood or skin test?
Have you had allergy testing done?
What supplements are you taking?
Ever heard of UV therapy?
Do you bleach bath?
Wet wraps are awesome!
It is 100% cotton?
Not another flare-up!
Are there any side effects?
Will he ever go to sleep?
Is that another infection?
I’m so tired!
How many times a day should I apply it?
Does it go on top or under his moisturizer?
Look at that airplane! Let’s read this book! Let’s go play…just STOP SCRATCHING!
He can’t eat that – it will make his skin flare.
I know it’s itchy and it hurts, and I’m sorry, but it’s going to feel better soon.
We even tried NAET and homeopathy.
Can’t do dairy, but we love hemp!
Did hazelwood jewelry work for you?
You went to National Jewish? Wow! Was it awesome?!
We can’t use laundry detergents, but we love soap nuts.
Oh no, it’s too hot in here, he’s going to get itchy.
Where’s the cream?
It’s due to a leaky gut.
It’s an immune imbalance.
Yes, I had eczema and allergies too – must be hereditary.
What’s that noise? Is he scratching?!!
But she told me this cream was the miracle cure.
Quick! Get the nail clippers!
I know you have something to add…..BRING IT!!!!!!
**The video version is finally here! Check it out HERE!**